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Friday, 13 May 2016

Worzel Week – Day 5

All this week we've been posting extracts from our fabumazing book, The quite very actual adventures of Worzel Wooface. In our final instalment, Worzel tries being a normal dog ...



May 29
I did pinch a carrot wot Mum did drop. I don’t be doing this very hoften, so when I did take the carrot off the floor, I did not actual get told off. In-very-fact, Mum was frilled to bits with this normal-dog-behaviour, and finks there is hope for me yet. Trouble is, I do not know wot to do with it now cos I don’t actual want to eat it, but it feels like a prize. Happarently, this isn’t normal-dog-behaviour, and very definitely not normal-Sighthound-dog-behaviour. Most Sighthounds would not be carrying it
around: it would have been eated in a flash, even if they didn’t like it cos they is food-stealing-munch-monsters.

I don’t fink I’m much good at this bit of Sighthounding. Mum says this actual isn’t a problem from her point of view: she’s met some Sighthound food thieves, she says, and they do defy very belief.

The most himpressive thieves she hever did meet were a pair of quite elderly Italian Greyhounds, or Iggies. Mum hinsists Iggies are pure Sighthound but I do fink, from wot she’s tolded me, that they have monkey buried somewhere in their jeans cos they can climb anywhere.

The Christmas before I did arrive here, Mum was hinvited to a Sighthound party, and got the chance to meet up with one of her foster dogs, Suzy. Suzy, a long, tall Lurcher lady, had an actual rubbish life before she was fostered and dopped, so she did do guardering everyfing – her toys, her bed, her food – every actual fing.

To make sure Suzy wasn’t wanting to guard the food at the party, lots of fings were put up very high so that she wouldn’t be actual worried and do guardering or food-pinching. Suzy did relax and everyboddedy else did very, too, finking that if the food was out of long, tall Suzy’s reach, then noboddedy else would very quite be able to get at it.

But they did forget about the Iggies. You should never, hever forget about Iggies, hespecially wise and ancient Iggies wot do know every actual trick in the very book, and who managed to get up on the top of a fridge-freezer without anyboddedy noticing.

Mum says seeing these two tiny Iggies staring down at her from above her head, covered in cake, was the actual funniest and weirdest fing she has ever seen!

Like lots of peoples who like Sighthounds, Mum secretly does want an Italian Greyhound, but she would only hever dop a dog and they don’t come into rescue very actual often. I find this very hard to hunderstand ...




View an interview with the author, Cath Pickles, on our YouTube channel!

Thursday, 12 May 2016

Worzel Week – Day 4

All this week we'll be posting extracts from our fabumazing book, The quite very actual adventures of Worzel Wooface. In this instalment, there's the pitter-patter of tiny kitten feet ...



May 20
Mum didn’t go to bed last night because Stray did do giving birth to her kittens, and Mum did hobserving and very Being There in case everyfing wented pear-shaped. It all started at one in the morning, and I was not allowed to join in. I did get to do sleeping with Dad on the bed, and also
I-don’t-care-what-he-does-you-just-make-sure-he-is-quiet-and-doesn’t-get-out. I was very actual exerlent at this, and did not know about the giving birth fing until this morning.

There are five kittens, and Mum says they is all alive and about the same size. Mum says that is good news because there isn’t one she has to worry and flap about. Dad says that just means she’ll worry and flap about all five of them. There are two tabby ones and three black ones. I did walk past the bedroom this morning and my appearance did not cause chaos or ninja-hissy-fits from Stray, so I are not going to be banned from upstairs for the next two months which I is very quite relieved about.

This evening Mum was supposed to go to the theatre to see her friend, Louise, In A Musical. A Musical is when people do manic jumping up and down and dancing and singing, so I is not actual surprised Louise was inned it: Louise’s life is a permanent musical but with more mud. Just before she was going to leave, Mum wented to check on the kittens and Stray, and she fort she could see and feel somefing hard and kitten shaped inside the mummy cat. Mum did have a big panic and phoned
Sally-the-Vet, who said Stray and the five kittens needed to come to the Hotel de Stoven Hall straight away.

Sally-the-Vet said there was no more kittens. Mum had to miss going to the theatre, of course, and I fink Sally-the-Vet did feel a bit sorry about this because, when Mum got out her purse to pay, Sally-the-Vet did tell her to go home and get some sleep, and not be worrying about the monies. Mum was feeling like a bit of a wally for panicking, and even more so an hour later, when Stray did the biggest poo you have ever seen come out of a cat!

So far Mum has been called a prat, a wally, a hidiot and a numpty. Mainly by herself.




View an interview with the author, Cath Pickles, on our YouTube channel!

Wednesday, 11 May 2016

Worzel Week – Day 3

All this week we'll be posting extracts from our fabumazing book, The quite very actual adventures of Worzel Wooface. In this instalment, the stray cat gets a name – sort of!



May 15
The stray cat is getting ignormous at the triangle end, though is still skinny everywhere else. She has been living in Mum and Dad’s bedroom for the past week or so, and is eating for Ingerland. She was doing quite actual well, and was being allowed to wander about the bedroom, but today she did start looking for places to hide and make a nest.

Her first choice of where to hide was rubbish, as we did all find her. Mum says she’s going to need socks over the next two months so her underwear drawer is actual out. Then the cat did decide that a hard shelf five feet off the floor would be an exerlent place to have her babies, which would be okay if she was having seagulls instead of kittens. Mum finks a nest somewhere nearer the ground might be actual safer. So the cat is going into a crate in the previously ginger one’s bedroom – where it is
quiet – to have her kittens. Mum is sad about this. That room shouldn’t be actual empty ...

The cat hasn’t been named as very such, but has just growed the name ‘Stray,’ which doesn’t usually happen here. The previously ginger one would never, HEVER have allowed this, and would have actual insistered that the cat was given a proper name, but everyboddedy has got too much actual stuff on their minds at the moment, and they seem to have forgotted about naming the stray.

No-one is allowed to get excited about cute-ickle-kittens, either, because, according to Dad, it could all go horribly wrong, and there be no kittens at the end. The stray is too young to be actual having babies, and half-starved as well, so noboddedy can be getting their hopes up.

The fuge ginger boyman says he is ‘working his bum off’ at Grannie Annie’s for his Hay Levels. And getting fat. He’s getting a cooked breakfast every day, so he has actual decided to stay at Grannie Annie’s until after his hexams are over. Mum says she can’t compete with a cooked breakfast every morning, and anyway, Grannie Annie has the world’s worst broadband connection, so he can’t play confuser games, which is probababbly a good fing. Mum is ever so very actual proud of him for being so serious and growed up about his hexams, and she’s glad it’s one less fing she has to worry about.



View an interview with the author, Cath Pickles, on our YouTube channel!


Tuesday, 10 May 2016

Worzel Week – Day 2

All this week we'll be posting extracts from our fabumazing book, The quite very actual adventures of Worzel Wooface. In this instalment, there's good news for Pandy ...



May 13
There is very actual hexcitement here today because a famberly is hinterested in dopping Pandy. Mum has readed their bits of paper and they sound hideel. They has already got three fuge dogs that Pandy won’t squash, and they seem a bit nutty about their pets, which Mum does fink is generally a good fing – and so do I. Anyone who takes on Pandy is going to need to be a bit nutty. And have strong walls in their house. Mum and the lady of the famberly did chattering on the phone tonight,
and Mum asked her lots and lots of very questions about her famberly and her other dogs, and her actual ‘lifestyle.’ Mum asked all very quite personal questions which made Dad cringe and whisper ‘you can’t ask her THAT!’ but Mum says she doesn’t care. If Pandy is going to live with these peoples then Mum will find out everyfing she can about them, even if the lady finks Mum is nosey. Or rude. Or mad. Or all of these.

Mum has arranged for the lady to come and visit on Saturday. The man in the famberly won’t be coming on the visit with the lady (which is a bit actual worrying for Mum because she do like to meet everyboddedy in the famberly), but she will be bringing her growed-up daughter instead.

The worst fing, Mum says, is that if they do like Pandy, they would actual like to take her that day because they do live a very long way away. This is giving Mum wobbles because she do usually like people to go away and fink about fings for a few days before making a final actual decision. If you ask me, anyone who goes away and finks about Pandy living in their house will quite actual need ferapy.




View an interview with the author, Cath Pickles, on our YouTube channel!



Monday, 9 May 2016

Worzel Week – Day 1

All this week we'll be posting extracts from our fabumazing book, The quite very actual adventures of Worzel Wooface. In this instalment, Worzel's family have some cat trouble ...



May 9
When Mum came home from the Opital she did notice somefing that Dad has completely missed, and she is absolutely furious, she says. When the dopey woman came to collect her cats wot were living in our shed, she didn’t bother to tell Mum she had actual left one behind. Yesterday, Mum caught a glimpse of the cat wot got lefted behind, hiding behind the dinghy in the shed. The cat is a girl-cat, and quite very actual triangleshaped, which means she’s going to have babies very actual soon, Mum
finks. Mum has given the cat’s owner the new name of ‘stupid, selfish woman.’

May 11
It’s taken Mum two days to catch the left-behind cat. She finally managed to trap her in the shed, but then she didn’t do communercating actual Worzel Wooface proper-like, so that, when she wented into the house to get the cat basket, Dad let the cat escape. Things gotted quite loud then, and words
like ‘stoopid,’ ‘unfinking’ and ‘mind-reader’ began flying about. It was one of those conversations that was never going to end unless someboddedy did acting like a grown-up. ‘You let her out!’ ‘You didn’t say what you were doing’ ‘It should have been obvious’ ‘Why should it have been obvious?’ 
I wented and hid in my crate because it all got very quite noisy. All the harguing did suddenly stop when Dad caughted sight of the cat sneaking back into the shed. Mum and Dad did epic teamwork and managed to get her trapped and crated and fed and blanketed and all calmed down from being caught ... and then they forgived each other for being plonkers. Truth is, they is both quite very actual stressed about the previously ginger one, and missing her and worrying about her. It does make hoomans act very quite different when they is being stressed up to the eyeballs.

There has been no discussion about wot they plan to do with the cat now she has been caughted. Dad says he knows betterer than to do or say anyfink other than wot he is actual told. Mum is so upsetted bout the previously ginger one that anyfink being a distraction is a good fing. Mum can’t get to Southampton as often as she would like because it costs too much monies, and the previously ginger one is miserable and missing Mum and Dad. It’s all a total nightmare, according to Dad, and if that means he has to help look after a stray cat for a few weeks, then that’s wot is going to have to happen. That’s when Mum mentioned the triangle shape and kittens and ...

Sometimes, my Dad is an actual saint, you know? On the phone to the previously ginger one, he did even mention the preggerant stray cat, heven though he knew wot she would say. She’s got somefing to look forward to now, Mum says. Dad says he’s got weeks of emptying litter trays and managing two nutty Lurchers to look forward to, plus the very actual fact that We. Will. Be. Keeping. One. Of. The. Kittens. He is resigned to the fact, he says. Mum smiled tonight.


The quite very actual adventures of Worzel Wooface is available now over at the H&H website.

View an interview with the author, Cath Pickles, on our YouTube channel!

Tuesday, 5 April 2016

National Pet Month – Ten tips for responsible pet ownership

April is National Pet Month; a chance for animal lovers to come together and celebrate companion animals everywhere!

This year's theme is promoting responsible pet ownership, and NPM has put together ten great tips to help you do the best by your animal companions. Check them out!


Think carefully before getting a pet and learn about their special requirements. 
Making the decision to add a new member to your family is a big commitment, so make sure you do your homework. Do you have enough space? Will you have the time to take care of your pet properly? Are you committed to caring for a pet for two, four, or even twenty years?
What do you need? Do you have the right equipment to give your new addition the correct living environment? Is your home pet-safe? Does the animal you're bringing into your home require special lighting or heating? Getting a book about the species/breed, talking to the breeder or rescue centre and doing some general research will go a long way toward ensuring that your pet has the best, most natural welcome to his new home.

Ensure your pet is sociable and well trained. 
It's important to start socialising your pets from day one, but make sure you do so in a way that builds their confidence. For dogs, books such as Life skills for puppies, Your dog and you and Helping minds meet from H&H will help you to understand your dog, and give you the tools to socialise and train him through positive, reward-based methods.


Provide a nutritious and well-balanced diet. 

Did you know that, like humans, guinea pigs need vitamin C, but can't produce it themselves? They require fresh, leafy veg every day, or they're likely to develop scurvy!
Make sure you're feeding your pets the right stuff, and that they're getting a healthy, nutritious and well-balanced diet. This is especially important if your pet has any specific dietary requirements. Ask your vet about the best thing to give your pet. Want to be sure of exactly what your dog is eating? Books such as Dinner with Rover and Dog cookies contain easy to follow, healthy recipes that your dog will love!


Provide suitable housing and bedding. 
Imagine moving into a new house and being shown your bedroom, only to find the room doesn't have a bed! Make sure that your new family addition has somewhere suitable and comfortable to sleep, and own space where they can feel safe and secure. A crate or a basket is ideal for a dog; a comfy bed somewhere off the ground will make your cat happy, while your hamster will need somewhere warm and dark where they can burrow and make a nest out of sight.

Clean up after your pet and worm him regularly. 
It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it, and your pet is relying on you! Ensure that you pick up after your dog when you're out and about. It makes for a nicer environment for everyone, and helps prevent the spread of nasty diseases. Make sure you stick to this mentality at home, too. Ensure that you pick up after your animals daily – be that clearing out the litter tray or changing the sawdust in the corner of the rabbit hutch  – and give the whole place a thorough clean at least once a week.

It's also important to make sure your pets are wormed regularly. Worms not only make life very uncomfortable for your pet, they can also make them very ill. Speak to your vet about regular worming treatments.


Protect against disease. Your vet can provide you with advice. 
It's incredibly important to vaccinate your pets. Puppies and kittens require two injections before they should be let out of your home and garden to protect them from nasty diseases, and should be topped up as required. Your vet will let you know when your pet is due a booster, so make sure you keep the appointment!

Prevent unwanted animals: neuter your pet when appropriate. 
Rescue centres around the UK are inundated with unwanted puppies and kittens, so make sure your pets are neutered or spayed when they are old enough. Spaying and neutering can also help with behaviour problems, and reduce the risk of disease or illness as your pet gets older. Speak to your vet to find out when is the right time – and why not ask if they'd be able to microchip your pet at the same time?

Groom your pet regularly. 
Being out and about exploring is great fun, but can leave hair a bit tangled. Regular grooming not only helps keep your pet clean and healthy, but it's a great way to spend quality time with your animal friend that will help to strengthen your bond. It should be an enjoyable experience for both of you, leaving you feeling relaxed and content. Ensure you use the right type of brush for your animal's fur or hair type.




Control your pet and ensure they are properly identified. 
Microchipping your dog will, from the 6th April 2016, be mandatory in England, Scotland and Wales. Speak to your vet, or check out the Dogs Trust FAQ for more information. While not yet a legal requirement, it's also a very good idea to microchip your cat, horse or rabbit, to protect them should they become lost or stolen.
Remember that your dog should also wear a collar with an identification tag. This tag should carry your address or phone number, but not your dog's name.

Take out pet insurance for dogs, cats, rabbits and horses to cover against unexpected veterinary fees and third party liability.
No one likes to think of their pet getting hurt, but should they become injured, lost, or cause damage, it's best to be prepared. Make sure your pet is insured to cover against unexpected vet bills and third party liability. A small payment each month could make all the difference if the worst should happen.


For more information about National Pet Month, visit the website.


Friday, 4 March 2016

Q&A with Stanley Coren

Stanley Coren, renowned psychologist, and author of our upcoming book Gods, Ghosts and Black dogs, took the time to answer a few questions about storytelling, folklore and, of course, dogs!

Image courtesy Lionel Trudel

What’s your favorite piece of folklore involving dogs?

The neat thing about folklore is that it is always changing and evolving. I sometimes hear someone telling a story, and I don't recognize, until about halfway through, that they are telling a variant of the story that I already know. Yet I still find it special because they are adding something to it, changing parts of it, so that is new and novel. So, the truth of the matter is, I have no particular favorite piece of folklore, since none is set in stone. My favorite at any point in time is the one that I am listening to then.


What’s your own relationship with dogs? Do you have any dogs at the moment? What are their names, and what are they like?

I have had dogs all of my life, and I enjoy training them as well as just hanging out with them. My only real, continuing sport activities have to do with dogs. I compete with them in obedience competitions, rally, tracking and other such doggie activities. Then, afterwards when we go home, I flop down on the sofa, and my dogs form a warm and fuzzy pile of life beside me.

Stanley with his Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Ripley. Courtesy University of British Columbia

Right now I have two dogs. The adult is a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel named Ripley. Although he holds titles in obedience competition and rally obedience, he is basically just a love sponge. My puppy is a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever named Ranger. He is at that puppy stage where he is less a dog and more like an orange, furry alligator, chewing on anything he can reach. He is great fun and it is good to have a Retriever back in the family since they tend to have the work ethic that I like in dogs, and are clever enough to figure out what they need to do next, even when I am unclear in my instructions to them.


You’ve travelled a fair bit, collecting stories – what’s the most memorable setting you’ve been in where you’ve been told a story, and why? Did it affect the story?

Several of my stories come from the American South, and were told to me by people who did not have high levels of education, and only limited worldly experience outside of their own home region. Still, these were people who loved and understood dogs, and who drew a lot of joy from being around them. More than one of these stories was told to me while we were sitting on the porch, sipping bourbon, which may or may not have been legally produced. So although the setting did not necessarily affect the nature of the story, it is true that whenever I sip a little bourbon I often find myself fondly remembering some of those tales that were told to me on sunshiny days in the south.


What was it like getting to meet so many different people from different backgrounds, and hearing their stories?

I love meeting people! Although I have met many different folk from many different cultures, and of many different races and ethnicities, I don't know whether it is their differences that fascinate me, or their underlying similarities. Regardless of background or upbringing, it is always fascinating to see how their eyes light up when they are telling a story, or talking about a dog who they have lived with and loved. When you sit down with a person and share either a story, or a personal reminiscence, the barriers between you crumble. If you have told the story to someone, or listen to a story that they have told you, you are no longer strangers, and you can share in the warmth of being with somebody you are comfortable with.


From a psychological standpoint, do you think that we, as humans, have a need to tell and hear stories, and why do you think that is?

As a psychologist I think that we love to hear stories told by other people because we feel that we are sharing something with them, and they are giving us a glimpse into their life or their history. The story that we hear in our minds is not necessarily the story that the storytellers are telling. Since there are no images but only the sound of their words, we can paint the pictures in our mind and make them as exciting and as fanciful as we choose. And not only the listener benefits, but the storyteller does also. When I tell a story I love to see the expressions on the faces of the people I am telling it to, when they suddenly realise where the story is going, discover the strange twist that bring the tale to a conclusion, or learn about the clever way in which the major protagonists solve some apparently impossible problem. Perhaps even better is the fact that in many cases we are ‘paid’ for telling a story. If the story is interesting and fun it is very often the case that one of your listeners will respond by telling a story of their own. You get to take their tale and add it to your collection when you leave, and in that way you take a bit of them home with you in a much more intimate way than if it was merely a photograph taken at the time.


Do you think we’re influenced by the stories we hear, and do you think we influence the stories we tell? 

Some stories are merely fun and entertaining, and have no greater influence on us than watching the next episode of a favorite television series. Still, sometimes stories make you think, and most often make you think about important things, such as right and wrong, or the meaning of friendship, or what may be behind our deeper religious and spiritual beliefs. However, if stories do nothing more than entertain someone for five or 10 minutes, that is value enough. One well known clinical psychologist once told me that if a person finds just half a dozen things every day that make them smile or laugh, then that person can be said to be having a good life. So if one of these stories produces a smile or two I suppose it’s a contribution toward improving a person’s quality of life, at least for that day.


What made you want to compile these stories into a book?

There are many reasons why I gathered these stories into a book. I collect stories the way that other people collect stamps or coins. Still, stories are different than physical objects. If you have a collection of fine postage stamps you may be able to derive some joy by browsing through your albums. However, a story really only gives you joy when you hear it, or get to tell it to someone else. So, for selfish reasons, I wanted the joy of being able to tell the stories to a lot of other people in the hopes that they would enjoy them the way that I do. I also wanted to show that these folk tales and myths are not objects that came from the distant past, or from primitive cultures that don't share access to television or the Internet, but rather are things that ordinary people today still tell, and pass on. This means that part of what I wanted to do when presenting these stories was to say a bit about when and where I was when I first encountered this particular tale, and who it was that told it to me. Sometimes, the people who tell these tales are just as fascinating as the story itself.


You say in the book’s introduction you get the feeling that the universe isn’t composed of atoms, but of stories – can you elaborate on that?

If you ask the average person about their life and their world they will not tell you that they live in a house which is composed of bricks, which are composed of molecules, which are themselves composed of individual atoms. They will instead tell you a funny story about what one of their children did today, or the strange situation which their wife or husband found themselves in yesterday, or another tale about how their Aunt Sylvia taught them to make the same kind of meat pie that they are serving tonight for dinner. The stories that we tell, or remember, make up the fabric of our daily being – not atoms.


Who do you think will enjoy these stories – what ages? Are they well suited to being read aloud? (we can tie this one in with your excellent reading!)

I believe that these stories are pretty much for all ages. All of the stories that I tell were told to me by adults, so obviously they are enjoyable for adult-aged people. However, many of these are the same stories that we tell to children, and children love them. Children love being read to, and I tried to write the stories in a conversational tone which would make it easy to read them to someone else.


Can you tell us a story or a tall tale about a dog in your own life?

This story has to do with the first time that my beloved Cairn Terrier, Flint, encountered the great dog beast in the sky. In Vancouver, British Columbia, electrical storms with lightning and thunder are relatively rare, and Flint must have been around a year and a half old when he encountered his first. I was sitting at my dining room table surrounded by many sheets of data from a research project when suddenly Flint froze. He spun around, looked up, and then dashed for a window with such fervor that I stopped my work to watch him. A moment later, my own less sensitive human ears picked up the rumble of distant thunder.  Flint was growling and making a low throaty noise, much like the sound of thunder. Suddenly, there was a bolt of lightning, followed by a burst of thunder, to which Flint responded with angry barking. 

Many dogs have a fear of thunder, which sounds to them like the ferocious growls of an enormous dog, or some similar animal who is threatening to attack them, and that beast that they think they are about to encounter is far too large to fight off or defend against. The idea that thunder was the sound of dogs growling has made its way into a number of myths. My favorite comes from a tribe of Plains Indians in the Northwestern United States, who told stories of the Fire Cat: a puma, who is the sun’s pet. When the sun is shining, Fire Cat sleeps and absorbs some of the sun’s fire and heat, but when the sun disappears because it is obstructed by storm clouds, Fire Cat becomes angry and unleashes the fire he has stored in the form of bolts of lightning. If he isn’t stopped, he could burn out great forests and plains and destroy everything on earth, so the Great Spirit created the Thunder Dogs, whose job it is to chase away the Fire Cat before he does too much harm. That is why every lightning bolt is followed by the clamor of growling Thunder Dogs who have come to drive off Fire Cat. It also explains why the noise of the Thunder Dogs’ warning growls can be heard long after there are no more lightning bolts – they are making sure that Fire Cat has run away to hide, and will stay away until the sun returns.

After another flash of lightning and burst of thunder, Flint barked angrily again. Instead of cowering from the great dangerous dog growling in the sky, like any sensible dog his size might do, my courageous little terrier had appointed himself a member of the Thunder Dogs, Guardian of the Earth, Enemy of the Fire Cat who was raining lightning upon the helpless denizens of this world. I got up and went to window just as another lightning bolt struck.  

Flint barked again and I joined in, shouting, “Get away Fire Cat! There are too many brave and strong dogs here, and we will bite you if we catch you! Ruff-ruff-ruff! Get him, Flint. Ruff-ruff-ruff!” 

 Flint looked at me with his eyes alight and his tail straight up in the air, and then ratcheted up the level of his barking and growling. Just then, my wife, Joannie, came into the room.

“What’s going on here?”

“Flint and I are helping the Thunder Dogs chase away the Fire Cat before his lightning can do anybody any harm,” I replied with a smile.

“You’re teaching him to bark at lightning and thunder?” she asked.

“It’s the sacred duty of any brave and noble dog.”

“Is it the sacred duty of their university professor owner to bark at the sky as well?”

“In times of danger every citizen must contribute what he can.”

Joan looked at us, exasperated, and said, “I can accept living in a madhouse, but does it have to be such a noisy madhouse?”


“We’ll stop as soon as Fire Cat has gone away,” I reassured her.

For the rest of his life, Flint would growl at the sound of thunder and bark at the window. I was not as brave as my dog, however, and rather than upset the woman I love, I refrained from helping the Thunder Dogs – at least not when Joannie was within earshot ...





You can hear Stanley giving a fantastic, exclusive reading of one of his favourite stories from the book here.



Gods, ghosts and black dogs – The fascinating folklore and mythology of dogs, will be available to buy from the Hubble & Hattie website later this month. To find out more, or to be notified when books are available, click here.


Wednesday, 3 February 2016

2016 Spring catalogue now available online!

Copies of our 2016 Spring catalogue are on the way, but if you can't wait til then, information on our full range of current and forthcoming books, eBooks and Apps, can be had from our digital catalogue!


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Friday, 20 November 2015

Work placement at H&H

We were delighted to have Emily, an A-Level student, join us for a week of work experience recently. Here's what she had to say about her time at Hubble & Hattie ...


"To say I was nervous on the long walk here on Monday morning would be an understatement. I was anxious to meet everyone at Hubble & Hattie for if I didn't fit in or the team didn't like me, and I also didn't want this experience to change my mind about my plans to make a career in publishing. After spending a week with the production team, I can now say that this is something I definitely want to do.



"Once I had spent a good five minutes trying to find the building itself, I arrived to a warm welcome from Kim. She immediately went and made us a cup of tea — something I don't think I've stopped drinking all week — and then gave me a tour of the building and introduced me to the friendly team. 

"Throughout my time here, I have been given an insight into exactly what goes on within a publishing house, everything from author submissions to proofreading the final draft for printing. The amount of time and effort that goes into producing a book of H&H's standards, the endless checks back and forth between editor and author, still baffles me. I don't know how the team managed without the VCR, which happens to hold every piece of information you would ever need about every book Veloce and Hubble & Hattie has published. 

"I was shown how detailed the editing process is, from copy editing to line editing, as well as how the layout and the image resolution can either make or break your book. I learnt how to keep track of the accounts, how marketing through different companies, advertisements and social media expands the popularity of books, as well as how each book is packaged and sent to customers from the warehouse. I also managed to see how chaotic things become when a delivery turns up a day early!



"The team at H&H are some of the nicest, most genuine people I have met, as they made me feel welcome within their workplace and were almost always joking around about something or other. A huge thank you to Kim who has looked after me during my time here, and always made sure that I had something to learn or do, other than just drinking tea! Another big thank you to Rod and Jude for allowing me to come to Veloce and experience the business first hand, and thank you to the rest of the team who gave me their time and showed me exactly what they all do.


"Despite my original worries, Hubble & Hattie has not put me off from getting my degree and becoming an editor; if anything it has confirmed it for me. It feels like I have been here for a lot longer than five days, and I wish that I could restart the week and do it all over again, and not go back to school!"

Thanks again to Emily for joining us, we're glad you had a great time and wish you luck for your future in publishing! 


Friday, 13 November 2015

A day in the life of ...


... a KAR Rescue Centre Volunteer

High in the Besparmak Mountains of Northern Cyprus, is Kyrenia Animal Rescue. It's a rescue centre very dear to H&H Publisher, Jude, as it's where she met and adopted Immie, the resident H&H hound, 14 years ago. The centre is run for the most part by hard-working volunteers, and we would like to take a moment to salute these dedicated people who make the lives of Northern Cyprus' stray dogs and cats a lot brighter.
Over the next few months, we'll be getting to know some of these volunteers as they take us through a typical day working with the animals in their care. In this instalment, we're joining Caroline as she gets cooking ...
  

"Up at 6.00am – an early start. A hasty snack for breakfast before I pack my bag with the requisite items: sandwich for lunch, water and a pair of appropriate shoes. It looks as if, yet again, it will be hot. Very hot. I swap my small bottle of water for a larger one that has been in the freezer.

"I join two of the team who live nearby, and we pile into the car, heading through the early morning traffic to Girne, all of us chuntering about the state of the roads. We manage to negotiate the worst of the traffic and roadworks, and join more of our fellow workers at the KAR van. A well-worn but trusty vehicle, it stands high off the ground, and we short ladies with a larger waistline have a bit of an undignified scramble to climb in the front. Those who can’t fit next to the driver sit on old cushions on the floor in the rear for the trip up to the Arapkoy Centre. In all there are six of us today.


"The combined choir of three hundred-plus dogs in the compounds greets our arrival. The cats yawn, stretch and peer sleepily out of their beds and boxes. On this particular morning, there are no animals abandoned at the top of the track leading to the Centre – an all too common occurrence. The team are allocated specific tasks, and today I am on ‘The House’ – responsible for the animals staying in the main building (two puppies and two adult dogs), cleaning up the kitchens, loo and prep rooms, cooking a vast amount of pasta, and subsequently feeding the fourteen dogs in the adjacent compounds. A busy day lies ahead ...
"KAR depends solely on the donations of the public, its voluntary workers and the kindness of a variety of benefactors to keep it going.  Some hotels kindly supply us with leftover food from their kitchens to help feed the animals – and the results can be fairly interesting. As we are slopping out today’s mush of bread, gravy and veg to feed the four dogs in the back room of The House, I come across a rather odd-shaped lump of flesh. I am wondering quite what this is when one of the lads informs me that it’s a sheep testicle.  We dig around in the slop (rubber gloves a must) and find several more, so we chuck them in a pan ready to cook later for the puppies. I casually mention that I shall have to chop them up into very small pieces, at which there is a concerted wince from the chaps. Concealing a smirk, I take the items out to be boiled and put on two huge vats of pasta to cook. 


"In the back rooms of our building we have treatment pens for small, sick animals, or those undergoing treatment. Larger dogs who need to be isolated are accommodated with their beds in the two rooms available. Today, I have two small Pointer pups in one of the pens – siblings who are being given preventative treatment for Parvo. A pretty Golden Spaniel and a black-and-tan Lurcher make up the remainder of the group.


"I set to with the poop scoop, mops and buckets to clear up the night’s detritus, cleaning out the pups and moving them into a fresh, clean pen with a plastic bottle to play with whilst I get their food ready. It is not a job for the squeamish, or those with a sensitive stomach! 
"The main office holds the Centre administrative functions, and is where we greet visitors. A different mop and bucket is hauled out (another load of pasta is put on to cook) and I dust, polish and mop to make the place look nice and tidy. Through the door, I can see my team-mates trundling their equipment around, hosing out the pens, filling bowls with fresh water, and making sure that any medication is administered. The ‘cat people’ move a group of cats out of their pen into the play area, and do the same.


"Next I clean the kitchen areas, and I decide to boil the testicles while I am working in there. The resultant pong is truly horrendous, and every fly in the neighbourhood drops in to see what this delicious concoction might be. I beat a hasty retreat, leaving the noisome mess bubbling on the stove whilst we break for coffee.  

"A family turns up with cans of dog food. They tour the pens and fuss the dogs, then bath two pups. One takes exception, making a bid to escape and causing mayhem as he runs around the yard with us in hot (literally) pursuit. The bath may not be popular, but the strokes and cuddles while being rubbed down and dried make it all worthwhile. 

"After lunch, another four packs of pasta are boiled up. The preparation room now holds dustbins full of food, and it is time to feed the dogs. Bowls (many well chewed) are filled and taken out. I stand in the pens that I am working on as the occupants eat to make sure that war doesn’t break out, also giving the animals some fuss – and a once over for ticks and fleas. Some dogs like to have their food placed up on top of their kennels, others cheerfully amble from dish to dish, sampling everyone else’s as well as their own. There is no animosity; everyone gets enough to eat. The bowls are washed up and the residue of gravy, bread and vegetables cleaned off the prep room floor. Empty food bins are hosed out and the testicles, now cooked and cooled, are chopped up and gleefully welcomed by the puppies as their second meal of the day. Yummy!

"I clean up behind the pups and dogs in the back room again, then head outside to watch a puppy out in the main run. She is racing round, nipping her mates and jumping on them. The others join in, and a mad five minutes of silliness ensue before they all suddenly collapse and go to sleep in the shade, piled up together in a furry heap.

"Last job – clean the loo so it’s fresh and nice for the staff and visitors the following day. The team have closed up the pens, made sure that the security cameras are on and the gates to the walks are locked. We have had people breaking in, vandalising the compounds and upsetting the animals. I put all my mops in water and disinfectant, then do a last-minute water bowl check, pat a head and rub a proffered tummy. 

"Back on the van, the return journey is a mirror image of the morning. As I get home, my own three dogs race around the corner of the house to greet me, three lucky little animals who all came to us from the Centre. I throw my clothes in for washing, shower and sit down to a peaceful evening. One dog hops up beside me on the settee and puts her nose on my knee. It has been a busy day – ten hours from end to end – but worth every moment for the pleasure of seeing vulnerable animals well cared for."

To learn more about the work of KAR and the animals in its care, visit the website.

Tuesday, 10 November 2015

All God's Creatures – Ivor's Alsatian

Bryan Apps, author and illustrator of H&H eBook exclusive, All God's Creatures, shares a story from the book about a couple of regular church-goers who are a bit out of the ordinary ...

"... The Jeffery-Machins had no children, but they doted on their Alsatians. Tombstones in the vicarage garden marked the graves of their earlier pets, and each morning when Ivor met me in the Parish Church to say matins, his dog always accompanied him. She was allowed to wander around the empty church at will while we recited the psalms and canticles, and was always joined by a Golden Retriever, who somehow managed to arrive at the west door of the church at the same time as us. 

"I believe this other dog came up the High Street from the lower part of town, and must have negotiated numerous traffic lights along the way. The two dogs solemnly walked about the church together, obviously enjoying each other’s company, and never getting in the way or being a nuisance. 
"Occasionally, they would disappear behind the altar frontal, going in at one end and emerging from the other. I am sure that the Almighty was as pleased to welcome them as we were to enjoy their company. Afterwards, Ivor and his dog would part from me as we went our separate ways, and the fourth member of the company would happily trot off down the road to wherever he lived!"



For more great anecdotes from Rev Bryan Apps, check out H&H eBook, All God Creatures, available to download now. 

A delightful compilation of funny and touching real life anecdotes relating to animals and birds which have engaged Bryan’s interest throughout his life. They are set, in chronological order, within the framework of his work as an Anglican priest. More generally, the account touches upon the life of a parish priest in the course of a ministry which stretches over more than fifty years.  

The text is complemented by Bryan’s own drawings and sketches throughout.

For details on how to download your copy, visit the Hubble & Hattie website.



Friday, 6 November 2015

A day in the life of ...

... A KAR Puppy Carer

High in the Besparmak Mountains, Cyprus, is Kyrenia Animal Rescue. It's a rescue centre very dear to H&H Publisher, Jude, as it's where she met and adopted Immie, the resident H&H hound, 14 years ago.
The centre is run for the most part by hard-working volunteers, and we would like to take a moment to salute those dedicated people who make the lives of Cyprus' stray dogs and cats a lot brighter.

Over the next few months, we'll be getting to know some of these volunteers as they take us through a typical day working with the animals in their care. This month, we're joining Puppy Carer Patricia as she goes about her day ...


"My day starts, not with the puppies, but with a little ritual involving Timmy, a dog who has been with us since 2009. Timmy can only be described as eccentric, and he likes to start his day with a plastic bottle in his mouth. So, on arrival, I have in my bag one plastic bottle to throw to Timmy to catch and run around with. My first job is completed and as you can see, Timmy is very happy with a bottle held firmly in his teeth!


"On to the puppies. This involves clearing poo – and lots of it! We have over 20 puppies in the older
puppy area, and it never fails to amaze me how so few puppies can produce so much poo overnight. We also have about 12-15 smaller puppies in ER7, and they, too, are very messy – on the floor, in their beds – they really are a mucky lot! So it is a quick hose-down to clear the floor ready for the puppies’ breakfast. I also make a quick check of the pups to make sure they are all okay and haven’t got into any scrapes overnight.

"The older pups have their breakfast first. Balancing 15 large bowls of food with 20+ pups jostling for position is no mean feat. I have never yet gone flying, but there’s always a first time. The food is demolished in less than a minute and then I feed the pups in ER7. They too polish off their breakfast quickly and all the bowls/trays are cleared.

"Next is a more thorough clean of the puppy areas. The floors are disinfected and the beds cleared of
dirty bedding and cleaned. If any pups are in cages, they are moved into a clean one while I clean the dirty ones. The puppies' drinking water is also replaced.

"This all sounds quite straightforward, and would be, except for one thing ... The puppies! They like to help – or rather, they like to get in the way. They particularly like to chew the hose if it is laid on the floor for a second, and the floor scraper is one big game to some of them.


"Here I am being supervised by two of the older pups. So, where are the others? Well, they have taken a shine to the person taking the photo, and are trying to swing on the camera strap – and anything else they can get hold of!! It’s a pity I didn’t have a camera as well!


"Now, this is what they are usually like – all clamouring for a bit of love and attention. All they really want is a loving home and someone to take good care of them.

"By now it's around 10am, and time for a quick tea break. A holidaying family have arrived and are
taking some dogs for a walk. Sid and Salt from Pine Walk have just been out and now it’s the turn of Mitch, Cecille and Missy in ER3. "My next job is to clean the ER block, which consists of six kennels. The ER block holds smaller dogs and others than are recovering from illness or injury. Again, the floors and beds are cleaned and the drinking water changed.

"One of the residents of ER block is Beedy, a Cyprus terrier who was already at the centre when I first started back in 2008. Beedy was a bit of an ankle-biter all those years ago, but he's a bit more sedate these days, probably because he doesn’t have too many teeth left!


"On to the Sandpit  – so named because that's what was there before the kennel was built. The
residents here are two sets of sisters – Ellis and Elena, and Emmy and Elisa. "As I walk towards the Sandpit, the other nearby dogs start barking, because they know what is going to happen next. Ellis is an escape artist and always tries to get through the gate as I open it. She doesn’t always succeed the first time, but she then just waits until I go back out again, and this time she is always too quick for me. She charges up the lane and back again, and then, because it’s too hot, waits for me to pick her up and put her back in.

"A quick clear-up near Shannon, a grey terrier who lives under the tree, and then it’s off to the
Cornerhouse. "The current residents are a French Bulldog who was abandoned at the centre, Cinders, a little white & tan dog, and a small black sausage dog who has a skin condition. Cinders and the sausage dog are both very friendly, and they just love to be picked up and made a fuss of. The French Bulldog is rather sad ... probably wondering why his owner didn’t want him anymore and left him at the rescue centre.

"Another visitor has arrived and taken two compound dogs for a walk – Samson and Wotsit. He is
looking for a dog to home and takes a shine to Bindy – a small husky cross who has been with us since the end of 2013. He goes away to think about it and kindly leaves a generous donation. About 30 minutes later he is back, having decided to take Bindy today. What excellent news! After the new owner has gone through the homing paperwork with Joanna, it’s time to say Goodbye to Bindy – she is such a lucky girl! "It is getting near to lunchtime, so I go back to the puppy area for another clear-up before the afternoon feed. I give the puppies clear instructions: no more pooing before dinner. Do they listen? No, they do not!

"Before I stop for lunch, it’s time for a cuddle with the smaller puppies in ER7 and as you can see, they all clamber for their turn to be picked up!


"After a quick bite to eat, I like to take a walk round the compounds and say hello to all the dogs. It’s
become part of my routine. The same dogs wait for me every time I go around – Mini, Galaxy, Gloria, and Geri, plus about 100 others! Some are not so interested in my visit, they look up, think to themselves “Oh, it’s her again,” and go back to sleep.

"By now it’s 2 o’clock and time for the afternoon feeds. The larger puppies are first to be fed, followed by the pups in ER7. If any pups do not eat or are too slow I take them inside and give them a separate feed.

"The dogs in ER block are fed next, followed by the Sandpit (Ellis doesn’t try to escape this time!) and then the Cornerhouse. Afterwards all the feeding bowls are collected and taken inside for washing.

"My last job of the day is, yes you’ve guessed it, clearing up poo. A final scrub of the floors, clean
bedding is put down and the water bowls are topped up. The puppies are still trying to help, some of them particularly like to catch the water from the hose! Finally, they start to settle down for the night and curl up in their beds. So it’s 'goodnight, puppies,' from me, and see you next Sunday. Time to go home and have a much needed shower!"

To learn more about the work of KAR and the animals in its care, visit the website.


Friday, 18 September 2015

The Golden Rules for exercising an older dog

As he gets older, it isn't normally necessary to stop all of the games and forms of activity that your dog enjoys. If your dog is still up to it, simply reduce the intensity of the exercise as required, and be sure to follow these golden rules ...


• Talk to your vet
Make sure that the exercise regime you have in mind is appropriate for your dog’s age and condition.

• Start with a warm-up
Before you undertake any fast or strenuous walking, stroll around with your dog in a leisurely fashion for a few minutes to get everything moving. This will enable him to perform better and reduce the chances of a muscle injury. Sometimes a little massage is beneficial before starting exercise, as well as afterwards – follow the techniques in a good canine massage manual (make that a hyperlink to complete massage manual) if you are going to do this.

• Exercise little and often
Several short walks daily – not just at weekends – are better than one long daily route march. Walking this way will help to reduce strain on your dog’s bones and organs.

• Provide water
Many senior dogs drink lots of water due to kidney problems, but even if this is not an issue you should carry a bottle of water to prevent dehydration, as well as a collapsible water bowl.

• Be guided by your dog
If your senior dog shows signs of fatigue, such as lagging behind, lying down for a rest or panting excessively, he has probably had enough.

• Where and when you walk are important
Try to include a good proportion of footpaths and fields; these are kinder to joints than hard surfaces like pavements. Keep in the shade as much as possible on hot days. Don’t always walk your dog in the same direction around a field: alternate by going in the other direction. Avoid walking too far in very cold, very hot or very wet weather. A waterproof dog coat will help to keep your dog’s body warm in winter. When returning from a wet walk, always dry your senior dog’s coat well with a good towelling rub.


The information and images for this article are taken from Living with an older dog – Gentle dog care  by David Alderton and Derek Hall.
    How to recognise and understand the changes – both mental and physical – that occur as your dog ages; manage these changes successfully, and make the senior canine years more enjoyable and fulfilling for both you and your beloved companion. 
    There is also advice on how to work closely with your vet in order to manage your dog’s senior years, as well as sympathetic advice for when the time comes to say goodbye.

Friday, 11 September 2015

Charlie – the dog who came in from the wild book launch


Hubble & Hattie saw the release of its newest book earlier this month: Charlie – the dog who came in from the wild. 
The book's author, Lisa Tenzin-Dolma and H&H publisher Jude were at Corston Villiage Hall near Bath for the book launch. Thank you to everyone who attended the event, which was a complete success! Check out these great pictures from the day:
1  Actor Anthony Head & partner, the animal behaviour expert, Sarah Fisher.
2  Journalist & broadcaster, Bel Mooney, and her dog, Bonnie, pose with Lisa at the launch.
3  Resident H&H hound, Imani Cricket, organises sales of Charlie's book!
4  A happy Lisa with her tribute to her beloved Charlie.


Charlie is the true story of the bond that developed between author Lisa Tensin-Dolma, and Charlie – a traumatised, one-eyed, Romanian dog who lived the first 18 months of his life in the wild, never socialising with humans. Charting Charlie’s progress and setbacks, it explains how Lisa worked with Charlie to help him overcome his extreme fearfulness to become a happy, affectionate, fun-loving family dog. Charlie – The dog who came in from the wild is touching and heart-warming, and clearly demonstrates the transformative power of love and kindness.